So, I yam back, yeah back, back-back really back… Did you miss me ladies?
With another birthday gone, I seriously feel that I am getting older now. Don’t know why but it’s been exactly a year since I studied. I miss being a student. Yeah fox, my last engineering exam (Distributed Systems?) was on 4th July 2008. At that time I was nayi naveli dulhan in the field of blogging so if you click the link and regret clicking it, don't click it. Now I am not going to restart the career crap here again but just crossed another yearly milestone so I mentioned it.
I didn’t blog at all last month since a lot of tod-fod was happening at home. Some modifications and some paint shaint. Few of my friends have asked to my parents that am I getting married after watching the renovation works! Don’t you worry ladies, I am as single as single can be, so you can study for 2-3 years more and then we will think about getting married.
Now, let’s get to few important points. No, I don’t have an opinion on Delhi High Court’s latest ruling which everyone knows. Point is that I started going for Morning walks (alone) after a gap of more than 6 years and have successfully completed 1 whole month except for Sundays. It feels good to walk without any nonsense music, honking, crying kids around. I go to a nearby jungle cum botanical park where we used to go as kids for trekking. Although, one motive of morning walk was to see some ‘Totas’ but unfortunately people like to get up late nowadays. What I usually see there are bunch of Yoga driven veterans gossiping about politics, young boys usually in pairs for which I don’t have any opinion and few fat ladies which cannot become the same again even if they walk 10 Kms a day. I also saw this. Well, while you are alone, evil ideas generate into your mind. There’s a new show on TV. ‘Rakhi ka sywanwar’ or whatever it spells. Hehe, frankly, Rakhi Sawant was not a Baai at my home so I don’t have anything against her. But she seriously knows how to attract media towards her. She should become a political leader and I shall vote for her for the next lok sabha election. All the best for her new show and may she gets her sapno ka rajkumar soon.
But actually I am waiting the show to end. I was first surprised to hear that about 12000 entries were received for such a freak reality show. Now when the show has started in actuality, I have decided to not to see even any glimpse of the show. Well, a distant corner in my brain tells me that I should be part of this show. No bell rings in my head for Rakhi Sawant clad women but I just want to win the show and when I win, I want to refuse to marry Rakhi at any cost. Even if she floods the set up with her tears I will just say that see Miss or whatever you claim you are, this show is named Rakhi ka sywamwar, so whoever the winner gets a rakhi since rakhi festival is coming and you have to tie a rakhi to that guy. Hahaha! }:-P
(Distant shouts of Abey Bakwas Bandh Kar!)
Although, if any one of you always wanted to get married to Rakhi Sawant, don't worry! You can still apply for her in the next season(s) of the show. Arey lamba chalega abhi yeh.. don't worry! If possible, i will also like to start my show as well... but I feel that I will feel sharam/shyness on my swaymwar....!
P.S: Long Live MJ



